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AKM
Founded 21 · 05 · 2026  ·  allindiakidamorcha.com  ·  #MainBhiKida

All India
Kida Morcha

मैं भी कीड़ा। और गर्व से।

They called us Kide-Makode — the unemployed, the ignored, the chronically online.
We said: Theek hai. Maan liya. Ab takhton ko khaa liya.

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How It Started
"Politicians have always treated the unemployed, frustrated, and chronically online youth like Kide-Makode — insects beneath their feet."
All India Kida Morcha · Founded 21 May 2026

We didn't ask to be called insects. But since the system decided that's what we are — we made it official.

India's youth — unemployed, exam-scammed, ignored, debt-ridden — has been crawling under the weight of a system built for netas, not people. We are the swarm that was always there. Now we have a name.

All India Kida Morcha is not a party. It is not a meme. It is the organized fury of a generation that was told to wait — and decided to bite instead.

Secular
Socialist
Democratic
Keeda
01
Politicians called us Kide-Makode for being unemployed, online, and angry. We accepted the label — and built a movement around it.
02
7 insects. One swarm. Cockroach, Ant, Mosquito, Housefly, Termite, Beetle, Grasshopper — every kind of kida united under one morcha.
03
An 8-point Vachan Patra — not promises, not slogans. Legally binding demands with real consequences for netas who fail to deliver.
04
Zero sponsors. Zero party lines. Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you. No missed call to register. No selfies with the leader.
Our Vision
Chapter One

Our movement's mission.

We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday on taxpayer money, or rebrand corruption as "governance." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the jobs went. Where the money went. Where the future went.

AKM exists for the UPSC aspirant on their fifth attempt. For the engineer with a degree and no job. For the student whose exam was leaked by the same system that collected their fees. For everyone the neta forgot to count.

Build a movement for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and Kide-Makode. That's the mission. The rest is accountability.

The Vachan Patra

Eight demands.
Zero compromise.

Read it once. Read it twice. Then forward it to the system that ignored you.

01
The VIP Perks Surrender
As long as youth unemployment is above 5%, all MLAs and MPs shall be stripped of VIP perks. They will be legally forced to live on a fresher's average starting salary (₹15,000/month) until they fix the job market.
02
The Vacancy Loot Act
If recruitment isn't completed within 6 months of notification, the concerned Minister shall face criminal charges for financial fraud, and students will get 10x their form fees refunded.
03
Fast-Track Fraud Courts
If any competitive exam (UPSC, NEET, State Boards) is leaked, officials and coaching mafias involved shall have their ancestral properties seized instantly. Funds distributed as Time-Waste Compensation to every student.
04
Graduate Debt Relief Policy
If Indian banks can write off crores for billionaire defaulters, they must legally write off 100% of education loans for graduates who cannot find employment within 2 years of completing their degree.
05
The Neta Retirement Rule
If a government employee retires at 60, so must politicians. No citizen above 60 shall contest elections. Plus a lifetime ban on Neta ka Beta/Beti inheriting a ticket from their parent's constituency.
06
Time-Bound Recruitment Calendar
A legally binding National Exam Calendar. If joining is not provided within 365 days of a job notification, qualified candidates receive a mandatory Unemployment Delay Stipend from the concerned department's funds.
07
Civic Infrastructure Warranty Act
Every public project carries a 5-year legal warranty. If a road breaks within a year, the contractor's future tenders are cancelled automatically, and the engineer's salary is deducted to rebuild it.
08
The Legislator Performance Bill
A politician's salary and pension will be tied to Assembly attendance and constituency grievance rate. Below 75% attendance — VIP allowance suspended and transferred to a local youth skill development fund.
Membership

Are you eligible to join?

We do not check religion, caste, or income. We do, however, have four (4) standards.

REQ / 01
Unemployed
By force, by choice, or by a system that kept your vacancy pending for 3 years.
REQ / 02
Lazy
Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral at full capacity.
REQ / 03
Chronically Online
Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks. You know who you are.
REQ / 04
Can Rant Professionally
As long as the content is sharp, honest, and pointed at the right people.
Become A Member — Free

Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you. No fees. No selfies with the leader.
No missed call to register. No caste line. No party line.

Voices From The Swarm

Apni baat
kaho.

Your problem. Your demand. Your rage. Whatever is stuck in your throat — type it below.

We read every line. The swarm moves on what the swarm says. Ye platform tumhara hai.

FAQ

Frequently asked
questions.

What is All India Kida Morcha? +
All India Kida Morcha (AKM) is a satirical youth political movement founded on 21 May 2026. It exists to represent India's ignored, unemployed, and frustrated youth through aggressive sarcasm, an 8-point Vachan Patra, and zero tolerance for neta excuses.
Is AKM a real political party? +
The movement and its demands are completely real. AKM is not yet registered with the Election Commission of India and openly calls itself a satirical political movement and public-pressure campaign. Whether it becomes something more — depends on the swarm.
How is AKM different from CJP? +
CJP is one insect. AKM is all of them. CJP is English-heavy and Boston-based. AKM is Hindi-first, desi, and ground-level. CJP has 5 demands. AKM has 8 — with sharper teeth and no polite language.
How do I join AKM? +
Membership is free. Follow us on Instagram @allindiakidamorcha and declare yourself a member. No fees. No forms. No missed call. You are a Kida from the moment you say so.
What does "Kide-Makode? Maan liya" mean? +
"Kide-Makode? Maan liya. Ab takhton ko khaa liya." — Politicians treated us like insects. We accepted the label. Then we decided insects eat thrones. It is AKM's core identity — not victimhood, but defiant reclamation.
What is the Vachan Patra? +
The Vachan Patra is AKM's 8-point manifesto — covering unemployment, exam scams, education loans, politician perks, infrastructure accountability, and age limits in politics. Read it once. Forward it to the system that ignored you.